Morning Line (Mepersoner style)

Monster Rancher Metropolis: The Coliseum (Public Monster Rancher Tournaments): Legend Cup! Archive: Smack-Down Arena (Discussion/Q&A): Morning Line (Mepersoner style)
By mepersoner on Sunday, June 2, 2002 - 01:47 pm:

I WIN!!!! YOU LOSE!!

Want to analyze why...

Hare Raiser's hare: No Life + No defense = Death

PT's Vipos A class style: No Skill = No hit = Death

I won't even speak of the tiger...

My golem... Life + Power + Skill + Speed = Your Death.

Need I say more?


(Note to the people who are new the tournaments, this is just smack talk for fun, no harm meant by it... but I am gonna win :P)


By torey_luvullo on Sunday, June 2, 2002 - 05:01 pm:

hehehe - how long have you waited for your chance to do this, mp?

your analysis contains more than a grain of truth. but, as usual, you are underestimating the ape.

has this tourney been put on the broadcast schedule yet?


By Monster Fenrick on Sunday, June 2, 2002 - 06:36 pm:

Nope... this is Pure Mepersoner Smackdown trash talkin'
:)

I haven't announced the time yet. it'll either be Wednesday, next Monday or Mext Wednesday.

I'll post it soon though. I actually just got the screenshots back up.. I am suprised anyone even noticed without me saying anything!
:)

Thanks MP!


By mepersoner on Sunday, June 2, 2002 - 08:36 pm:

:-D


By Omni Strunks on Monday, June 3, 2002 - 04:56 am:

You won't speak of the tiger because it'll do a Jimmy Buffet. XD

Personally, I think it'll go Sunna, First, the Hare, than the Tiger. The Gobi's good, but it's a pushover compared to what Sunna's gonna do to it.


By Hare Raiser on Monday, June 3, 2002 - 05:03 am:

Spd + Pow + Ski + good techs + hare luck = fighting chance for Thlayli!


By mepersoner on Monday, June 3, 2002 - 04:22 pm:

LOL... the tiger is going to get rocked, it doesn't have the life to back up itself up, one hit, dead.

Strunks, have you ever noticed how you're wrong every single time, just give it up. Sunna has got nothin. Do you remember the mocchi thing, same deal with the skill and the speed. I'll hit just as hard as the ape. I'll hit more often. Game over. My Gobi is gonna spank that monkey!

LOL... Hare Raiser, my gobi has everything your hare has (he does have max speed) plus more life and golems have even MORE luck than hares (we all know it's true).


By Hare Raiser on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 10:41 am:

Yes, but my Hare is cuter than your Gobi. And everyone knows that cute will always triumph over ugly!


By Monster Fenrick on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 12:32 pm:

Hare Raiser, looks like someone posting at DBW caught what your Hare's name means (Thlayli)
:)


By mepersoner on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 01:03 pm:

...cuter looking, yes, but cooler looking is mine, and that means I'm going to win, only one hare could be cuter and cooler looking, it'd have to be a pulsar.

YOU WANT SOME MORE RUN ON SENTENCES!!! BOO YA!!


By torey luvullo on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 01:27 pm:

pulsar...pulsar...hmmmm

brings back memories!


By Omni Strunks on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 04:39 pm:

Pulsar? I dunno Torey, I think it must have been a Jill or something...I'm lost.


By Hare Raiser on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 07:22 pm:

Fenrick, I don't read DBW so I didn't see that, but it must have been another Watership Down fan. :) Thlayli is the Lapine (rabbit language) name for the character Bigwig. He was a really tough fighter in the book, I hope that my Thlayli is the same.

Mepersoner, Pulsar (Blue Fur) is a very cool looking hare, but I think it was better looking in MR1. Still neat, though. I also like Prince Hare a lot, for looks.


By mepersoner on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 09:10 pm:

Yup me too...

Oh no... you're going to make Bigwig look bad, shoulda named it Hazel, b/c he's not a fighter...