To the tune of Sheryl Crow's Bond Theme, "Tomorrow Never Dies"

My Pixie's killed/
She's slumped over in the barn/
Stupid sub-Naga life/
Aaaaaaa-tri-buuuuuuute!

Such a cheap thrill/
Training a cute Allure/
Her lifespan's not too long/
You eschew/

Chorus:
It's a medley, my dear/
The sorrow of not having you near...
IT'S NOT OOOO-KAAAAAAAY!/
TO HAVE YOUR PETS/
TOOK A-WAY!/
UNTIL YOU PRAY AND/
PULL OUT A C-DYE!/
HOPING A DOLL'S WHAT/
YOU'LL FIND.../
A WRACKY NE-VER DIIIIIIIIIES!

Darlin' a de-mon/
Is no fun/
That doll's a scary one/
Why's that ghoul the only/
Long-lived one/
Out theeeeeeeere?/
He risks hislife/
Every fight/
But always survives/
The night/
He's the only/
Immortal out there....

(CHORUS2X)

Ha! I like this one alot.

Very interesting. Great song.