(to the tune of the Beatles, "Eleanor Rigby")

Ah, look at all the unlocked monsters
Ah, look at all the unlocked monsters

Sarah Mckenzie
Picks up the disc
That she got at a discount bazaar
Prays it's a star

Sits by the TV
Filled with the hope
That she's finally picked up a rare
But it's a hare

Chorus: All the unlocked monsters
Where do they all come from?
All the unlocked monsters
Where do they all belong?

"Georgie" the Blue Hare
Drinks the Nuts Oil
And is now feeling much more at ease
Drills are a breeze

Look at him training
Pulling the bricks
Up the hill while ol' Joey berates
Still gets a "Great"!

Chorus

Ah, look at all the unlocked monsters
Ah, look at all the unlocked monsters

Carmine the Joker
Slaughters poor George
At the start of a Winners cup game
A death most lame

Sarah Mckenzie
Pulls out her hair
As she watches the march to the grave
Forgot to save

Chorus

best song i've heard in quite a while, scopedog!

Yes, I like it!

Ah, brings back memories! :)

Dude, this rocks.

Glad you liked it! I'm working on one to Tom Lehrer's "It makes a fellow proud to be a soldier" called "It makes a fellow proud to be a trainer" which should go up in a few weeks...

One of the bridge verses goes...

"Joe said no one could defeat his Josephine
His constant braggadeering made us wince
His Beaclon bore up every boast
Then he went up against Most
And we haven't heard a word about him since!"

If I knew that Beatles tune, I would like this song :D

Heh, sorry for such an old post but I love Eleanor Rigby and the tune makes the song funny..but I can't really find out the tune for the start of song but for the rest I got it fine...