Ode to Nagas (Sung to the tune of "It's a Jolly Holiday with Mary" from Mary Poppins) Lyrics by Lao
Oh every monster rancher needs a Naga! Nagas make the ranch feel right! When you're not living up to all the sagas, A Naga makes you see the light!
So what they tend to mutilate their dummies? At least they're busy not drawing your blood! *scrape*scrape*
The Naga's nails are sharp! He's mean at heart! He makes the monsters run before fights start, Oh! Every monster rancher needs a Naga! No wonder that it's Nagas that we love!
Oh every monster rancher needs a Naga! The Nagas earn you tons of G! When other breeds are making you go gaga, A Naga makes your heart cry Whee!!!
So what if they're not suited well to outings? They're dumb as rocks but still they're worth your love! *heartbeat*heartbeat*
Yes, their claws are sharp! And they're mean at heart! They love to rip their toys and foes apart, Oh! Every monster rancher needs a Naga! Just treat 'em right or they will want your blood! Just treat 'em right or they will want your blood!
That was histerical! I loved it. (All the rest of the people in the studio are looking at me strangely because I just had to sing it out loud. But that's not too bad. When I get too wierd, they tend to bring me large amounts of chocolate and try to drug me into submission. ^_^)
Thanks, Lao... that was really cool :) You may have inspired me to write songs about monsters... let's see, what rhymes with Colorpandora? Um... Cruller Menorah? Gull Heron Bora Bora?